I wouldn't try to read this as it will go by too fast. Also, there's nothing of interest here. Anyway, suffice it to say, by the time you get this far, you will have already been transported to Jeff Feng's blog . . . Buckle up! (No, not really. It's really quite tame. Unless you are adverse to the notion of human cheese or happen to be a Yankees fan, in which case, nobody liked you anyway.)